Geek Jokes

Hi, everyone. Continuing on in the festive spirit. Here are a few clever Geek Jokes. . .

 

Some things Man was never meant to know. For everything else, there’s Google.

 

Black holes are where God divided by zero

 

An infinite crowd of mathematicians enters a bar. The first one orders a pint, the second one a half pint, the third one a quarter pint… “I understand”, says the bartender – and pours two pints

 

The truth is out there. Anybody got the URL?

 

There are three kinds of people: those who can count and those who can’t

 

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first says, “I’ll have some H2O.”

The second says, “I’ll have some H2O too.”

The second scientist dies.

 

Entropy isn’t what it used to be.

 

Have you heard the one about the sick chemist? If you can’t helium, and you can’t curium, you’ll probably have to barium.

 

A Buddhist monk approaches a hotdog stand and says, “Make me one with everything.”

 

Heisenberg was speeding down the highway. Cop pulled him over and says, “Son, do you have any idea how fast your were going back there?”

Heisenberg said, “No, but I knew where I was.”

 

Helium walks into a bar and orders a beer, the bartender says, “Sorry, we can’t serve noble gases here.” He doesn’t react.

 

Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero?

He’s 0K now.

 

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

 

Hope you enjoyed these as much as I did. The Heisenberg one cracked me up.

BTW – this is the last day for the Calvanni Book Giveaway. Have to be in it to win it!

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